So it appears that National Tartan Day is coming up this week
And my Friend Babs of Upstairs Downstairs
is having a link party for all Lovers of
Plaid....
Count Me in Babs....
And when you have had enough over here you can go check out all the other

Now you all know me too well by now so you know I have saved the
Best photo's for the end.....so keep reading...
In the interest of "interesting" Blog posts I will put myself Out Front
to be criticized.....chuckled at and many of you to say.....
"OMG look she lost her mind".....
Read On....

My house is another story.....I try to decorate with whimsy and
I stage little fun areas...like this one in the Guest Bedroom....

Mr and Mrs Big Boss' old suitcases from the 1940's
an old tennis racquet...an old riding hat....

Plaid Burberry Boots....a gift from Daughter....
She buys me "Thee Best Stuff Ever"....

An Old Tartan wool blanket.....

Not Tartan but a wonderful Plaid throw pillow on the Guest Bed....

a little Tartan photo album.....
Inside.....daughter's Wedding pictures.....
No I have not cut out the ex-SIL's picture.....YET.

Didn't everyone own one of these skirts at one time in their life....
The Infamous Kilt...
I still think one day I'll be able to fit back into it....
Oh Sure Dream on Tubby.....

These do fit....another gift from Daughter....
These wide leg wool trousers are by
Liz Claiborne....

As does this wonderful Blazer....it looks so good paired with
High Leather Riding Boots....

Designers seem to love Tartan....
Ralph Lauren is a Big Fan....


As does Tommy Hilfiger with this cute plaid purse....


A comfy plaid in flannel....
keeping us warm at night....LLBean Loves Plaid...

On the Ginormous Bed....
And Now for the Ultimate wearing of the Tartan....
I hope this doesn't offend anyone....
After all I was the
Mother of The Bride....

Two things you DON"T want to do....
Wear Tartan Plaid "Taffeta"
Under a Velvet full length Coat......AND....
stand near fire....
Can you see where this is going.....

Yes People....I had the nerve to wear this strapless Tartan Plaid Taffeta Ball Gown
To Daughter's Wedding....
Now as for the unexpected problems.....
The velvet of the coat made the dress become slippery....so when I removed the coat
Over at Tavern on the Green....
The dress was no longer centered on my body....It twisted to the side
and Nobody said a word....
If you go back to the picture outside the church and look right below the program in my hand
You can see the side seam where it should not be.....
AND to make matters worse...
Those cute adorable "Martha Stewart" inspired Sparklers.....
Landed sparks on the dress and burnt holes all over it...
Oh yes....Only can happen to me...

Getting the dress straightened out....we posed for pictures....
Our friends just visited for the weekend and
Mrs. Friend commented that the Boss is a combo
of Elliot Gould with a little Anthony Bourdain thrown in....
Thoughts on that one???
In person he really does resemble Elliot Gould...

Oh did I mention along with the dress sliding and the fabric catching on fire...
My Dress Shoes...You know actual Normal Wedding Shoes...
Well the strap broke as I was putting them on over at the Hotel
All I had to wear were boots....
Yup...I wore Boots as the Mother of the Bride....
Now when I heard Daughter was getting a Divorce my First Thought was...
"How wonderful....finally getting rid of that JackAss".....
My Second thought....
"Oh Good.... Maybe someday I'll get another chance to dress like a Real
"The Mother of the Bride"....."